The most corrupt city this side of the ocean!
Cosmopolitan, tropical, fun! That's how tourists and locals alike would describe nightlife-loving Old Boar City.
Old Board Island exists in a world much like ours--- If our maps looked completely different, and if we were still stuck on the lovely year of 2006!
Think of it as a parallel dimension that doesn't have the countries we know, but where history has moved at a similar pace. Old Boarers might not be aware of the concept of "Iceland", and yet they love their flip phones all the same!
This city is home to a huge amalgamation of cultures, ethnicities, and physical features- You name it! With such a rich fruit salad of people to meet, nationality and race are a non-issue. Meaning anyone and everyone can exist on Old Boar Island.
Famous for its tolerance of various forms of adult entertainment, if you're looking for casinos, top-notch hotels, or a fun night at a cabaret, then this is the stop for you. Simply hop on one of the Island's high-speed metros, quaint trams or gondolas, and you'll be able to cross the island in the blink of an eye! Oh? The legal age? Well, I won't judge you for asking! It's 21. (Nope, sorry! We don't make exemptions.)
Friendly to tourists and its citizens alike, if high-way entertainment isn't your thing, make sure to stop by its beaches and its well-lit neighborhoods, all booming with small local businesses! But do keep an eye on your wallet! Haha
Whatever your preference, we hope you enjoy the snoutiest of times in Old Boar Island!
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Seaside Corniche
Swirl
Seawalk
Peace and relaxation one breeze away!
A quaint corniche stretches along Old Board Island's northeast beach. It connects to Loin Quarter on the south and Ribs Street on the east, giving tourists and shoppers easy access to the beach.
Bars, souvenir shops, tourist traps, and the occasional local jeweler cover one side of the beachside. The other is covered by a blanket of colorful parasols, seaside flora- And thousands of scantily dressed tourists. Should I mention it's only 20°C outside? I'll let them live the dream...
Extending from the corniche is the very tail of the island, with a sandy hill sitting at the little pom-pom end.
Known by the locals as "The Pom", it's not rare for high-end events to take place there!
Commercial District
Lifestyle choices at the reach of your wallet!
Loin
Quarter
It's not hard to see why Loin Quarter is known as Old Boar City's downtown. If you were to randomly point at any one building in the area, you'd find one of the following: A mall, a hotel, a shop, or a weird and chaotic combination of all three. For better or for worse, this is where most people on the island do their brand-name shopping.
Loin Quarter's streets are hard to navigate by both tourists and locals alike. A long history of hectic construction, foreign investment, and poor planning has turned Old Boar's bustling shopping district into a labyrinth of neon lights, sales ads, and giant posters of Coca-Cola bottles.
Residential District
Ham
Suburbs
A comfortable place to call home.
It's true that Ham Suburbs pales in comparison to Shoulder Hill: It's a run-down district, a former downtown now turned into living quarters. And yet Old Boar's locals love it just like that!
Its streets are lined with small family businesses, from laundromats to hardware stores, and on top sit the various medium-sized apartments that Old Boarers call home.
Despite what you may think, rent is quite accessible! Housemates are more of a commodity than a necessity, and though apartments look mostly the same, everyone adds a bit of character to the eggshell of their homes. A flower here, a soccer flag there- Anywhere you look, everyone has something to share with the world!
Life is sweet and quaint on the Island's southernmost corner, hidden away from the bustling island's northern gaze.
Deluxe District
A luxurious district for equally luxurious people.
Shoulder
Hill
Despite being located gob-smack in the middle of the island, you'd be hard-pressed to see pedestrians making their way about Shoulder Hill. Most of the quarter's locals travel in luxury cars, helicopters, or private jets- You get the idea.
Located above the Island's tallest mountain of the same name, Shoulder Hill's most important feature is its glass-finished skyscrapers. They poke out from the mountain's sides and reach out towards the sky, reflecting the island's blue and green hues right towards it.
Anyone who can afford an apartment in one of these prestigious skyscrapers is sure to have their name next to "CEO" or "Vicepresident" or "Librarian in the 80s who got a great mortgage". Man. They have it good.
Entertaianment District
Ribs
Street
Entertainment that will leave you dazzled!
Bright as a star, sexy as a model, sassy as a fox. That’s what the proud residents of Ribs Street believe in!
This area’s character comes from the gigantic billboards that adorn its streets: Movies, plays, musicals, concerts. Old Boar’s artists hold worldwide renown for their tireless talents, which they all showcase in the streets of one of the most culturally active cities on this side of the ocean.
Old Boar prides itself in its unique creative talents, with art houses, museums, and theatres taking over the former Old Boar Stadium (Now known as the Old Boar Music Hall).
Tourists mention that when arriving at Old Boar at night, Ribs Street shines bright against the rest of the city. Light pollution? Nevermind that! Ribs Street’s artists aim to be the brightest star in the sky!
